I, the creator of (name of your webcomic), being of (mostly) sound mind and body do solemnly swear that I will not reference, directly or indirectly, the release of World of Warcraft: Wrath of The Lich King in my webcomic on or about November 13, 2008. I do so knowing that another webcomic reference would be gratuitous and require extensive research time (causing missed deadlines). I verily say also that Blizzard doesn’t own my ass.

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